February 2012
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i’m sorry if my blog isn’t funny anymore, now I say all of those funny things to people in real life then smoke weed and forget
i think i’m going to start a youtube channel where I go into Subways and Quiznos and other places where racist brown people only hire other racist brown people that dont speak english, and yell at them
I got this idea yesterday when we went to the...
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Last night I had a dream that I was exploring the nooks and crannies of Georgia State, which somehow led to me asking this blonde guy if he wants to cuddle
but anyway, now I’m left with this unexplainable crush on this girl I actually know. I mean, it’s really not that unexplainable, she’s fucking gorgeous and smart and funny and perfect, and I’m pretty sure I’ve...
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
jonathanpham:
that awkward moment when somebody shows you a video they think is funny and you start watching it and it’s not really funny at all and it’s like a million minutes long and so you just sit there forcing yourself to laugh to make that somebody happy because they got you to laugh at their funny video.
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not to bandwagon, but I really like Banksy’s work
I’ve reblogged some of his stuff and had no idea they were all the the same artist
http://www.banksy.co.uk/index.html if you haven’t already
Tantra Says, First Purify the Body →
lucifelle:
Tantra says, first purify the body – purify it of all repressions. Allow the body energy to flow, remove the blocks. It is very difficult to come across a person who has no blocks, it is very difficult to come across a person whose body is not tight. Loosen this tightness; this tension is blocking your energy, the flow cannot be possible with this tension. Why is everybody so...
Lucy. Pinder.
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Georgia Attempts To Restart The Civil War With...
racetothestoneage:
Georgia Attempts To Restart The Civil War With Bill To Nullify Federal Laws
Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free!
So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea!
While we were marching through Georgia!
OK, the headline, and my quoting of Henry Clay Work’s song about Sherman’s March to the Sea might be a little...
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